– It’s like giving a hero… I don’t know what it’s like. – He weren’t no hero. – It’s like going to give someone a present, and instead giving them the worst beating of their life. – He wasn’t no goddamn hero. – Just doesn’t seem right. Just doesn’t seem fair. – Who said life was fair? – Who said life, “Who said life was fair?” – You’ve used that before. Twice. – Yeah. At least you get it now. – But it isn’t funny. – Not if you don’t get it. – If it takes you three times to explain something, then it isn’t funny. – Whatever. – And I can tell you who said it anyway. – Yeah, right. – I can. Cuz I was there when he did. – You were there. – I was there. – You were there in the room – I was there at the bar on the beach when he said it. – On the beach? – On the beach, yeah. – And this was who? – You don’t ...